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Severance

"Our job is to taste free air. Your so-called Boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall, but… my friends, the hour is yours!"

Night Shift

“This motel is… shit.”

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Handling the Undead

Rule #17 of Handling the Undead: Never let a zombie hold your bunny.

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Humane

“When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

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Deadpool & Wolverine

“Welcome to the MCU. By the way, you’re joining at a bit of a low point.” — Deadpool to Wolverine

Light

Turn it off.

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Maxxxine

“Do you mind taking your top off so we can see your breasts?”

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Red One

“The North Pole has been taken.”

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Lumberjack the Monster

Man vs Monster

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Hellboy: The Crooked Man

"Aw, crap." -- Hellboy

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Salem’s Lot

This vampire movie sucks.

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Aloners

Alone again, naturally

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20 Movies: King Kong (1976)

“Well… here’s to the big one.”

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Kinds of Kindness

“Control! Now I got a lot.” — Janet Jackson

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20 Movies: Goodfellas

“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a gangster.”

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Beetlejuice

Work! Work! Work, senora!

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20 Movies: Enter The Dragon

"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?" -- Bruce Lee

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A Quiet Place: Day One

Kitty in peril!

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20 Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I fart in your general direction!"

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Triple 9

One bad apple…

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20 Movies: Rear Window

“Just how would you start to cut up a human body?”

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Avengers: Endgame

“Six Stones. Three Teams. One shot.”

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Avengers: Infinity War

"Who is this guy, Mr. Stark?" -- Spider-man. “Uh… he's from space, and he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.” -- Iron Man

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20 Movies: The Road Warrior

"On the road, it was a white line nightmare."

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Bad Boys: Ride or Die

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they won't stop making these movies?