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Exactly as advertised.

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“Our world is a tire fire floating in an ocean of piss.”

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A COVID film…

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"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude." -- Hansel

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“I never knew how bad it would stink.”

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I’ll never be able to watch a Saban film without half-expecting the Power Rangers to show up at any moment.

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This Valentine’s Day, celebrate a love that has crossed oceans of time…

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