At the End of Everything (A Work in Progress)

At the End of Everything (A Work in Progress)

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One Cut of the Dead

One Cut of the Dead

Tron: Ares

Digitally curdled nostalgia

Traditional Christmas Movies Bonus: The Baltimorons

Traditional Christmas Movies Bonus: The Baltimorons

“You know what? I know it was like a fun idea for a minute, but I think the moment has passed, and I think I'd rather just call it a night.”

Traditional Christmas Movies: 12 Monkeys

Traditional Christmas Movies: 12 Monkeys

“Feel free to conduct an investigation at 2nd avenue at the secret headquarters of the 12 monkeys. They are the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more now, I have to go. Have a Merry Christmas!”

Traditional Christmas Movies: The Silent Partner

Traditional Christmas Movies: The Silent Partner

Everyone underestimates Miles.

Traditional Christmas Movies: Go

Traditional Christmas Movies: Go

“You know what I like best about Christmas?”

Traditional Christmas Movies: Cobra

Traditional Christmas Movies: Cobra

“You have the right to remain silent…” (throws lit match on gasoline-soaked bad guy)

Traditional Christmas Movies: Gremlins

Traditional Christmas Movies: Gremlins

Cartoonish karma abounds!

The Baby Assassins Trilogy

The Baby Assassins Trilogy

They’re very charming, y’know… for a pair of sociopaths.

One Battle After Another

One Battle After Another

The revolution continues to be televised…

Good Boy

Robot Jox

“Crash and Burn.”

Deathstalker

“What the fuck is that?”

Frankie Freako

“Hey, you know anything about this Frankie Freako guy they’ve been advertising on TV? You call a number? He’s like a little gremlin guy that likes to party?”

PG: Psycho Goreman

PG: Psycho Goreman

“I do not care for hunky boys!" (Psycho Goreman stares at a magazine ad, and then wonders aloud) "…or do I?”

Frankenstein

“If you are not to award me love, then I will indulge in rage.”

Relay

“Hello, You’ve Received A Call From Tri-State Relay Operating Service. Have You Received A Relay Call Before?”

Dredd

“I am The Law.”

Marvel Zombies

"All the Avengers are dead, and they're coming for us."

Weapons

“A bowl of water.”

The Witch: Part 2. The Other One

The Witch: Part 2. The Other One

No, not that one, the other one.

40 Acres

Spoilers from 20 years from now…

I Know What You Did Last Summer

I Know What You Did Last Summer

“I just have one question… what did you do last summer?”

The Lost Boys

“One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach… all the damn vampires.”

Until Dawn

“Is anyone else growing new teeth?”