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Supergirl

Almost soars, but falls a little short.

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In The Grey

I did not expect to actually like a Guy Ritchie movie.

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Backrooms

"God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you." —  Anonymous, 4chan (May 13, 2019)

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Desert Warrior

Anthony Mackie keeps on trying…

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Send Help

“I have the conch!”

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Office Romance

An “edgy” Rom-Com for people who very much fear the edge, and as a general rule, stay as far away from it as they possibly can.

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Disclosure Day

I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

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Project Hail Mary

Amaze, amaze, amaze

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The Sheep Detectives

Nobody’s pulling the wool over these detectives’ eyes… except for Wool-Eyes, of course, who always has wool over his eyes.

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Masters Of The Universe (2026)

"I ALSO have... THE POWER!"

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Masters Of The Universe (1987)

"I have... THE POWER!"

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Obsession

Fucking monkey paws, am I right?

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Mercy

Blue Lives Matter, and so does AI.

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Blink Twice

“I’m having a great time here. But I also have this feeling that like… I'm not?”

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Avatar Fire And Ash

(Neytiri undulates)

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To Live And Die In L.A.

“Buddy… you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” (loudly racks shotgun)

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Topkapi

"Do you mind that I am a nymphomaniac?"

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Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

Class Warfare Part 2

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Hoppers

Potato. Potato. Coconut Hospital.

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Lone Samurai

Samurai vs Cannibals

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Miss You, Love You

A prickly pair in the desert.

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They Will Kill You

“Listen, I know you think we’re terrible people. But if you get to know us better, we’re actually really nice.”

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Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War

Team America soldiers on.

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Reflection In A Dead Diamond

Old Man Bond

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Tornado

It’s more “Tornado Watch” than it is “Tornado Warning” if you know what I mean.