Jonathan Hansen

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20 Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I fart in your general direction!"

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Triple 9

One bad apple…

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20 Movies: Rear Window

“Just how would you start to cut up a human body?”

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Avengers: Endgame

“Six Stones. Three Teams. One shot.”

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Avengers: Infinity War

"Who is this guy, Mr. Stark?" -- Spider-man. “Uh… he's from space, and he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.” -- Iron Man

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20 Movies: The Road Warrior

"On the road, it was a white line nightmare."

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Bad Boys: Ride or Die

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they won't stop making these movies?

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20 Movies: Dawn of the Dead (1978 and 2004)

Yes, both versions.

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Kalki 2898 AD

“Smoking and drinking are injurious to health.” — warning before film

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20 Movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."

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20 Movies: Star Wars

Star Wars! If they should bar wars, please let these Star Wars... stay!

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Immaculate

This is a bunch of nun-sense.

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Civil War

“What’s so civil ‘bout war anyway?” — Axl Rose

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Eternals

Dishoom!

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Rebel Ridge

ACAB

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The Initiated

A damp slog

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What We Become

“In your head! In your hey-yay-ed! Zombie! Zombie! Zombie-ee-ee!

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The Vourdalak

“Things of the Tomb must stay there.”

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The Batman

“Bruce Wayne? Who’s that? Sounds like a cool guy.” — Batman

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Trigger Warning

God Bless America

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Birdboy: The Forgotten Childen

We are the forgotten children. We have neither father nor mother. In the garbage, we seek our future…

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Prom Dates

“Prom kinda sucks, right?”

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Palm Springs

“I am the antichrist! ...Just kidding, there is no God.”

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Hundreds of Beavers

Literally hundreds…

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Land of Bad

(Multiple explosions)