Jonathan Hansen

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Lumberjack the Monster

Man vs Monster

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Hellboy: The Crooked Man

"Aw, crap." -- Hellboy

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Salem’s Lot

This vampire movie sucks.

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Aloners

Alone again, naturally

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20 Movies: King Kong (1976)

“Well… here’s to the big one.”

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Kinds of Kindness

“Control! Now I got a lot.” — Janet Jackson

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20 Movies: Goodfellas

“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a gangster.”

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Beetlejuice

Work! Work! Work, senora!

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20 Movies: Enter The Dragon

"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?" -- Bruce Lee

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A Quiet Place: Day One

Kitty in peril!

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20 Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I fart in your general direction!"

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Triple 9

One bad apple…

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20 Movies: Rear Window

“Just how would you start to cut up a human body?”

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Avengers: Endgame

“Six Stones. Three Teams. One shot.”

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Avengers: Infinity War

"Who is this guy, Mr. Stark?" -- Spider-man. “Uh… he's from space, and he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.” -- Iron Man

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20 Movies: The Road Warrior

"On the road, it was a white line nightmare."

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Bad Boys: Ride or Die

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they won't stop making these movies?

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20 Movies: Dawn of the Dead (1978 and 2004)

Yes, both versions.

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Kalki 2898 AD

“Smoking and drinking are injurious to health.” — warning before film

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20 Movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."

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20 Movies: Star Wars

Star Wars! If they should bar wars, please let these Star Wars... stay!

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Immaculate

This is a bunch of nun-sense.

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Civil War

“What’s so civil ‘bout war anyway?” — Axl Rose

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Eternals

Dishoom!

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Rebel Ridge

ACAB