Jonathan Hansen

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The Secret of MIMH

“We can no longer live as rats. We know too much.”

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Saltburn

Up the peasants! Down the gentry!

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Glass

“There just can't be gods amongst us. It's not fair.”

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Riddle of Fire

A loaf of Bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

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Dune: Part Two

Dune it and Dune it and Dune it well. He represents Atreides, she was raised out in Arrakis.

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Dune: Part One

That's a Spicy meatball!

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The Killer

Dirty deeds done a little bit more on the expensive side.

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The Royal Hotel

One Star. Would not stay again.

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Spaceman

“The hot bean water, it is a sacred ritual.”

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The Last Jedi

“It’s time to let old things die.”

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Rogue One

“I am one with the Force. The Force is with me.”

Fiction

2043

In the Wilds of North America, the place formerly known as the United States...

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Next Goal Wins

“Whoa! I can’t believe this all actually happened… with a couple of embellishments along the way."

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Reptile

A pretty standard dramatization of an episode of Dateline.

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Lisa Frankenstein

The cinematic equivalent of reopening The Hot Topic inside a dead mall.

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The Misfits

There is no reason to watch this film.

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Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

It’s even worse than you’d expect.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier & Civil War

When Captain America throws his mighty shield! All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield!

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Badland Hunters

Don Lee punches the shit out of some people.

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Leave The World Behind

Much like the world it’s set in, this film eventually collapses under the weight of its own nonsense.

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The Princess Warrior

Also known as Khutulun Princess

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Dream Scenario

Milkshake Nic

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There’s Something In The Barn

“Why doesn’t anyone here have guns...?”

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The Adults

said with air quotes...

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Monk Comes Down the Mountain

Everybody was… well, you know…