Jonathan Hansen

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May December

“That’s just what grownups do."

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Anatomy of a Fall

Anatomy of a relationship

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Past Lives

Well-lived

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Amazing. Spectacular.

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The Blackening

What about your friends? Will they stand their ground? Will they let you down? Hey yay.

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Renfield

It kind of sucks

Lists and Commentary

28 Days Later is Not a Zombie Movie

Come at me, bro.

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Mister Organ

What an asshole…

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The Holdovers

Familiar, but nice.

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Oppenheimer

“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

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Killers of the Flower Moon

I can see the wolves in the picture…

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Please Don’t Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain

Late-blooming Goonies

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Self Reliance

Should’ve asked for more help.

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The Marvels

Marvelous

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Lift

Insubstantial and uninteresting

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A Flash of Beauty: Paranormal Bigfoot

Toe Pie

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Iké Boys

Pure mediocrity

Site News

The 200th Post

Still swimming in shark-infested waters.

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Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose

Based on true events.

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The Three Musketeers - Part 1: D'Artagnan

All for one…

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Shin Kamen Rider

Henshin!

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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

An enjoyable bit of Middle School drama.

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The Dogman Triangle: Werewolves in the Lone Star State

Pro-tip: Should you ever encounter a Dogman in the wild, simply pretend to throw a stick, and then run the other direction.

Lists and Commentary

My Favorite Comic Books of 2023

The Sequential Artiest of the Year!

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Noah: The Graphic Novel

And God said to Noah… I'm makin' it rain, bitch! Woop woop!