Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Bad Santa “He’s not going to say fuckstick in front of the children, is he?”
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang "Perhaps the briefest statement imaginable of the basic appeal of movies." — Pauline Kael
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: In Bruges “I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was… (long pause) It's in Belgium.”
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Iron Man 3 The best Iron Man movie, but the 3rd best MCU story set at Christmas.
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Anna and the Apocalypse “Christmas is fast becoming my least favorite "C" word..."
Reviews Avatar: The Way of Water “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” — Derek Zoolander, Male Model, Merman. Mer-MAN!
