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The Cursed

This film is a… howling… good time.

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To Leslie

Trash

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Hot Rod

I’m not saying that kiss was hot, listeners, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!

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Kali

Mihi vindictam ego retribuam

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Godzilla vs Kong

The two mightiest monsters of all time in the most colossal conflict the screen has ever known!

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Barbie

Hi Barbie!

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The Equalizer 3

Old Uncle Denzel ain't lookin' for none of your lip today, understand?

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The Creator

(extended fart noise)

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Violent Night

Season's beatings!

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Wyrm

Popping collars

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M3GAN

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” - Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park (1993)

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Bones And All

That rope of human hair was super gross.

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The Fabelmans

“What was your favorite part?”

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The Tomorrow Job

When your eyes are just too big for your stomach...

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

“Contains Tobacco Depictions” — warning label at the start of the movie.

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Somebody I Used To Know

“I named him ‘Annie's boobs,’ after Annie's boobs.” — Troy Barnes, Community S3E10, Regional Holiday Music

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All Quiet on the Western Front

Perfunctory and uninspired apologia.

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The School for Good and Evil

Another bastard child of Harry Potter takes it shot…

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The 100th Post

I have so many wonderous things to show you...

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Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

I feel like this title isn’t long enough…

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The Plague of Man

The Universe is not kind...

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

The Black Panther lives!

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The 1619 Project

“Attempts to deny or obfuscate the fundamental principles upon which the United States was founded.” — Skyler Wheeler (R), 4th District, Iowa State House of Representatives

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I Love My Dad

Redefining cringe

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The Mummy

The death knell of the Dark Universe