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Road House

“Why all the fuss?”

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Monolith

“All families have secrets. And they should stay that way."

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Satanic Hispanics

“When you’re a part of the other side, you see it everywhere.”

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Ricky Stanicky

“What is happening right now? I feel like Jason Bateman in every episode of Ozark!”

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Damsel

Boy meets Girl. Boy and Girl marry. Boy throws Girl down a pit to feed a Dragon.

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The Retirement Plan

Why do films like this get made? Who watches them? I mean... besides me.

Lists and Commentary

Top 20 Movies of 2023

Better late than never.

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American Fiction

“There is no moral. That’s the idea.”

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Poor Things

Rated R for nudity, sex, evisceration, and scientific malfeasance.

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Warriors of the Wasteland

“Books!?! That’s what’s started the apocalypse!”

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The Golden Child

This is the film where Eddie Murphy repeatedly threatens to “bust your ass”

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Out of Darkness

Hell is other people.

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Rustin

A biopic of Bayard Rustin

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Queenpins

“Michael J. Fox is right.”

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Polaris

“Languages spoken are fictional and meant to be interpreted by the viewer without subtitles.” — Text at the start of the film.

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Lola

"The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." — John Connor

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Remnants

A few synonyms of the word Remnants are… scrap, residue, dregs, and dross.

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The Wandering Earth 2

The moon is definitely haunted now.

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Nyad

“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

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Maestro

Bravo!

Site News

The 225th Post

A new age is dawning…

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No Hard Feelings

Also, no real story

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No One Will Save You

Which is too bad, because you'll definitely want to be saved...

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Theatre Camp

It's very enthusiastic.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Heroes in a halfshell