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Badland Hunters

Don Lee punches the shit out of some people.

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Leave The World Behind

Much like the world it’s set in, this film eventually collapses under the weight of its own nonsense.

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The Princess Warrior

Also known as Khutulun Princess

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Dream Scenario

Milkshake Nic

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There’s Something In The Barn

“Why doesn’t anyone here have guns...?”

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The Adults

said with air quotes...

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Monk Comes Down the Mountain

Everybody was… well, you know…

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You Again

Lady Wars

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The Beekeeper

“God damn right, I’m a problem.”

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Giants of Babylon: The Nephilim on Earth

“God is an Alien.” - multiple scholars and experts

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Return to Seoul

Stranger in a strange land.

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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

"Hey, Escobar! Eat this!" (Throws mini-platinum album like a ninja star)

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Marmalade

Details matter

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Lovely, Dark, and Deep

“And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul” - John Muir

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Road House

“Why all the fuss?”

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Monolith

“All families have secrets. And they should stay that way."

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Satanic Hispanics

“When you’re a part of the other side, you see it everywhere.”

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Ricky Stanicky

“What is happening right now? I feel like Jason Bateman in every episode of Ozark!”

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Damsel

Boy meets Girl. Boy and Girl marry. Boy throws Girl down a pit to feed a Dragon.

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The Retirement Plan

Why do films like this get made? Who watches them? I mean... besides me.

Lists and Commentary

Top 20 Movies of 2023

Better late than never.

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American Fiction

“There is no moral. That’s the idea.”

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Poor Things

Rated R for nudity, sex, evisceration, and scientific malfeasance.

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Warriors of the Wasteland

“Books!?! That’s what’s started the apocalypse!”

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The Golden Child

This is the film where Eddie Murphy repeatedly threatens to “bust your ass”