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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes, and also that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi." -- Ben Franklin

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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Please stop calling them.

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Godzilla Minus One

“As you all know, Tokyo again faces an unprecedented crisis. This time, a monster attack.”

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El Conde

“Naturally, our dear Count has tasted human blood from every corner of the world.”

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The Fall Guy

It’s only hay, a-hey-hey

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The Machine

“Sorry about your bathroom.”

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Hit Man

“Who the fuck is Gary?”

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She is Conann

“What a privilege to be dead.”

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Drive-Away Dolls

Not good.

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The new Planet of the Apes series

"Apes together strong.”

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Madame Web

“Don’t do anything dumb. Seriously, don’t do dumb things.”

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The Animal Kingdom

Strange days indeed...

Lists and Commentary

Some Good Genre Shows

Wanna watch some TV?

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Arcadian

Boys will be boys

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Late Night with the Devil

“Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned for a live television first, as we attempt to commune with the Devil… but not before a word from our sponsors.”

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Deadpool 1 and 2

Superhero stuff.

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Sasquatch Sunset

(Sniffs fingers deeply)

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The Iron Claw

A True All-American Tragedy.

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All You Need is Death

“Love is a knife with a blade for a handle.”

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The American Society of Magical Negroes

Takes it shot, but misses the mark.

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Deathstalker

Also known as El Cazador de la Muerte.

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The Secret of MIMH

“We can no longer live as rats. We know too much.”

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Saltburn

Up the peasants! Down the gentry!

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Glass

“There just can't be gods amongst us. It's not fair.”

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Riddle of Fire

A loaf of Bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.