Reviews

Responses to things I’ve seen

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The Batman

“Bruce Wayne? Who’s that? Sounds like a cool guy.” — Batman

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Trigger Warning

God Bless America

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Birdboy: The Forgotten Childen

We are the forgotten children. We have neither father nor mother. In the garbage, we seek our future…

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Prom Dates

“Prom kinda sucks, right?”

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Palm Springs

“I am the antichrist! ...Just kidding, there is no God.”

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Hundreds of Beavers

Literally hundreds…

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Land of Bad

(Multiple explosions)

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Borderlands

Everything about this movie is bad.

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Atlas

“Oh my God, this is a god damn nightmare!” - Jennifer Lopez as Atlas Shepherd in the movie Atlas (2024)

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Herd

Delusional, and sadly typical

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The Bikeriders

Posers

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The Fly

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

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Vacation Friends 2

Wackiness ensues.

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Suitable Flesh

(Heavy resigned sigh)

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Drugstore June

"That's just like... your opinion, man."

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

“Humans can never be trusted.”

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I Saw The TV Glow

“This isn’t the Midnight Realm, Maddie, it’s just the suburbs.”

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Exhuma

Bustin' makes me feel good.

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Priscilla

Elvis is a creep.

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Love Lies Bleeding

The things we do for love…

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Abigail

When dozens of red flags just aren’t enough…

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Monkey Man

“Oo-oo-oo, I wanna be like you-oo-oo! I wanna walk like you, talk like you, beat dozens of people to death with my bare hands like you!”

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Logan

“She is not my child, but I love her. You may not love her, but she is your child.”

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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

100% jibber-jabber

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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

“As the world falls around us, how must we brave its cruelties?” — The History Man, some time long after the Fall.