Reviews

Responses to things I’ve seen

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A Working Man

A cybertruck drove by in the background of this, and that’s all you really need to know about the film.

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Wolf Man

The beast within…

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Borderline

Feels like I’m going to lose my mind…

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11 Rebels

Familiar but fun

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The Monkey

“I don’t know if every father passes some secret horror onto his kids… but mine sure did.”

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28 Years Later

Still not a zombie movie.

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Superman

You’ll believe a man can be super…

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Thunderbolts*

Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!

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Death of a Unicorn

“This is not the best use of time.”

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K-Pop Demon Hunters

"Couch! Counch! Couch! Couch!"

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The Old Guard 2

Dragging on...

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The Minecraft Movie

“You’re right, it is harder to create than destroy, that’s why cowards tend to choose the dos.”

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Havoc

Wait… are you telling me that the cops are actually the bad guys?!?!

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Heads of State

It’s insane to me that movies like this get made.

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2073

“What is two plus two? The answer is five.”

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Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In

Punching and kicking

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Year 10

Beware the dogs

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Love Hurts

In this case, it really only stings a little bit.

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Outside

Apocalypse without. Apocalypse within.

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Novocaine

It’s painful

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Summer of 69

A raunchy sex comedy that is safe for the whole family.

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The Wild Robot

This robot... is wild.

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Werewolves

“Stay out of the moonlight”

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Brightburn

“He’s not our son! He’s some… thing we found in the woods!”

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The Old Guard

Eternal Warriors