Reviews

Responses to things I’ve seen

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Bones And All

That rope of human hair was super gross.

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The Fabelmans

“What was your favorite part?”

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The Tomorrow Job

When your eyes are just too big for your stomach...

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

“Contains Tobacco Depictions” — warning label at the start of the movie.

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Somebody I Used To Know

“I named him ‘Annie's boobs,’ after Annie's boobs.” — Troy Barnes, Community S3E10, Regional Holiday Music

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All Quiet on the Western Front

Perfunctory and uninspired apologia.

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The School for Good and Evil

Another bastard child of Harry Potter takes it shot…

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Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

I feel like this title isn’t long enough…

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

The Black Panther lives!

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The 1619 Project

“Attempts to deny or obfuscate the fundamental principles upon which the United States was founded.” — Skyler Wheeler (R), 4th District, Iowa State House of Representatives

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I Love My Dad

Redefining cringe

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The Mummy

The death knell of the Dark Universe

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Crimes of the Future

Gross

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The Big Four

Maybe watch The Night Comes For Us instead…

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American Carnage

American Commentary

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Tar

Bravo!

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Strange World

Strangely familiar…

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The Outfit

This film doesn’t quite measure up.

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Yeti Massacre

“Were these people slaughtered in cold blood by a killer Russian Yeti?”

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The Hole In The Ground

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in brown...

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In My Mother’s Skin

Never eat candy that’s been left out in a witch’s hut, kids.

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Asteroid City

“It doesn’t matter, just keep telling the story.”

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Susie Searches

Oh, what a tangled web we weave…

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Five Nights At Freddy's

Freddy Fazbear’s! Where a dead kid can be a dead kid!

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The Last Voyage of the Demeter

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”