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Responses to things I’ve seen

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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Y'see... in the first film, there was just one hero: Ant-man. In the 2nd one, there were two, him and the Wasp. Now, in the third...? There's three. See what they did there?

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Athena

"both sides" apologia

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Viking Wolf

Oh, jeez... that's one heck of a big wolf you got there.

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Pathaan

Sexy action! Sexy danger! Sexy Pathaan!

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The Shooting

Bang. Bang. My Baby Shot Me Down. -- Nancy Sinatra

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The Lake

This movie is all wet!

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Unicorn Wars

"The Teddy Bears found God, and the Unicorns were envious demons."

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The Grandmaster Of Kung Fu

We've all been here before...

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Dead For A Dollar

Bang, bang, bang!

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Holy Spider

Riveting

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The Park

Another film with no clear audience.

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Gone In The Night

A medium effort

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The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings Trilogies

One rewatch to rule them all…

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Slayers

This sucks

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The Price We Pay

Even for free… the price was way too high.

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The Devil Conspiracy

Not today, Satan.

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The Lair

Don’t go in there, you dummy.

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Sayen

“Why are you pushing me?” John Rambo, First Blood (1982)

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Kids vs Aliens

I don’t know who the audience for this film is.

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Rusty Blade

“Monster Blade” Lin Dawei is a great name.

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The Cursed

This film is a… howling… good time.

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To Leslie

Trash

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Hot Rod

I’m not saying that kiss was hot, listeners, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!

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Kali

Mihi vindictam ego retribuam

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Godzilla vs Kong

The two mightiest monsters of all time in the most colossal conflict the screen has ever known!