Reviews

Responses to things I’ve seen

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The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster

Borne away by the waves of ambition, and lost in the darkness and distance of muddled messages.

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Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre

Impressively bad

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Hansan: Rising Dragon

Turtle Power!

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Doo-doo doo, da-doo doo!

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Surrounded

When it came to shooting straight and fast…

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Sisu

Killing Nazis is always a good thing.

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Jethica

I have no idea why this film is called “Jethica”

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Gray Matter

Betrayed by Project Greenlight

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They Cloned Tyrone

I hope they make more.

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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Jibber-Jabber in disguise

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Inside

Dumb

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Space family

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Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

Surprisingly delightful

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Hypnotic

You are getting sleepy...

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What if…

This kind of thing was totally my jam?

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Blackberry

Click

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Broker

For sale: Baby. Never worn.

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Mutant Ghost Wargirl

Impressively stupid

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Nimona

Break stuff

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Scream VI

More screaming.

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Creed III

Punch-a-bunch

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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child Of Fire

It’s like Star Wars… but for adults, Mom and Dad!

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Traditional Christmas Movies Bonus: Krampus

I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…

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Traditional Christmas Movies: Bad Santa

“He’s not going to say fuckstick in front of the children, is he?”

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Traditional Christmas Movies: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"Perhaps the briefest statement imaginable of the basic appeal of movies." — Pauline Kael