Reviews

Responses to things I’ve seen

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The Sea Beast

Here there be monsters.

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I'm No Longer Here

Los Terkos

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Samaritan

Seriously, why does he put apple juice on his cereal?

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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

"Paddington 2 is incredible."

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Prey

If it bleeds, you can kill it.

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King Car

Vida longa à revolução

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Petite Maman

"No goodbye can be good enough."

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The Gray Man

Utterly unremarkable

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The Bob's Burgers Movie

"If you have a problem with the way I run my restaurant, I'll be happy to give you a refund."

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The Northman

Revenge should have no bounds

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The Innocents

Playground wars

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Everything Everywhere All At Once

Just be a rock.

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The Suicide Squad

Much better the second time.

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Army of the Dead

Dumb, meanders too much, but still fun. Kinda.