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Responses to things I’ve seen

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The Gorge

Kill, Pray, Love

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Nosferatu

This Valentine’s Day, celebrate a love that has crossed oceans of time…

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Cuckoo

Birds of a feather…

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What if...? Season 3

What if... this was still my jam?

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Y2K

“In da penis Day?” — Fred Durst

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Spermagheddon

Kommer hardt

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Star Trek: Section 31

A late-night TV escapee

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The Substance

“Pretty girls should always smile!”

20 Movies

20 Movies: Casablanca

"Here's looking at you, kid"

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Die Alone

Dead on its feet.

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Anora

“You Don't Have Cash? Let's Go To The ATM.”

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A Hard Problem

“It’s against God to bring back the dead.”

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Severance

"Our job is to taste free air. Your so-called Boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall, but… my friends, the hour is yours!"

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Handling the Undead

Rule #17 of Handling the Undead: Never let a zombie hold your bunny.

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Humane

“When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

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Deadpool & Wolverine

“Welcome to the MCU. By the way, you’re joining at a bit of a low point.” — Deadpool to Wolverine

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Maxxxine

“Do you mind taking your top off so we can see your breasts?”

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Red One

“The North Pole has been taken.”

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Lumberjack the Monster

Man vs Monster

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Hellboy: The Crooked Man

"Aw, crap." -- Hellboy

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Salem’s Lot

This vampire movie sucks.

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Aloners

Alone again, naturally

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20 Movies: King Kong (1976)

“Well… here’s to the big one.”

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Kinds of Kindness

“Control! Now I got a lot.” — Janet Jackson

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20 Movies: Goodfellas

“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a gangster.”