Reviews

Responses to things I’ve seen

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Poor Things

Rated R for nudity, sex, evisceration, and scientific malfeasance.

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Warriors of the Wasteland

“Books!?! That’s what’s started the apocalypse!”

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The Golden Child

This is the film where Eddie Murphy repeatedly threatens to “bust your ass”

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Out of Darkness

Hell is other people.

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Rustin

A biopic of Bayard Rustin

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Queenpins

“Michael J. Fox is right.”

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Polaris

“Languages spoken are fictional and meant to be interpreted by the viewer without subtitles.” — Text at the start of the film.

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Lola

"The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." — John Connor

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Remnants

A few synonyms of the word Remnants are… scrap, residue, dregs, and dross.

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The Wandering Earth 2

The moon is definitely haunted now.

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Nyad

“Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

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Maestro

Bravo!

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No Hard Feelings

Also, no real story

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No One Will Save You

Which is too bad, because you'll definitely want to be saved...

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Theatre Camp

It's very enthusiastic.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Heroes in a halfshell

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Fast X

Really dumb

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Marlowe

Betrayal and corruption in the warm California sun...

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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Sponsored by Guinness

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May December

“That’s just what grownups do."

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Anatomy of a Fall

Anatomy of a relationship

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Past Lives

Well-lived

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Amazing. Spectacular.

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The Blackening

What about your friends? Will they stand their ground? Will they let you down? Hey yay.

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Renfield

It kind of sucks