Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies Bonus: The Baltimorons “You know what? I know it was like a fun idea for a minute, but I think the moment has passed, and I think I'd rather just call it a night.”
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: 12 Monkeys “Feel free to conduct an investigation at 2nd avenue at the secret headquarters of the 12 monkeys. They are the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more now, I have to go. Have a Merry Christmas!”
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Cobra “You have the right to remain silent…” (throws lit match on gasoline-soaked bad guy)
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Bad Santa “He’s not going to say fuckstick in front of the children, is he?”
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang "Perhaps the briefest statement imaginable of the basic appeal of movies." — Pauline Kael
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: In Bruges “I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was… (long pause) It's in Belgium.”
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Iron Man 3 The best Iron Man movie, but the 3rd best MCU story set at Christmas.
Reviews Traditional Christmas Movies: Anna and the Apocalypse “Christmas is fast becoming my least favorite "C" word..."