Jonathan Hansen

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Redux Redux

“You got a funny accent. We from the same place?”

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Anaconda (2025)

“There’s snakes out there this big?” — Ice Cube, Anaconda (1997)

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Luke’s Plan Totally Made Sense

…from a certain point of view

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Dust Bunny

“My god, why doesn’t she just vacuum?” — my wife

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Escape From The 21st Century

Time Travel Bros

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Nobody 2

“Plummerville just isn’t as friendly as I remember it to be.”

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My Favorite Comics of 2025

My favorite sequential art of 2025

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This Is Not A Test

“Sincerely yours, the Zombie Breakfast Club.”

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Mystic Pizza

“Fucking lotta lobsters here.” — Daisy Araujo

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Ready Or Not

This is what happens when you see the bride before the wedding…

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Crime 101

As if it were taught at an online university...

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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice

Shenanigans

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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

“Fuck your Future.”

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Man Finds Tape

Religion is a parasite

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Night Patrol

“Looks like we all carvin’ up swine tonight!”

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Zootopia 2

"Jungle love! It's driving me mad! It's making me crazy! (crazy)"

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War Machine

G.I. Joe vs. Transformers

Lists and Commentary

Top 20 Movies of 2025

My favorite films of the year

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Some Kind Of Wonderful

"The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums and you." — Watts

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Song Sung Blue

Everybody knows one…

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Continuing the story of not being a zombie movie…

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Marty Supreme

He's a ping pong hero! (Got stars in his eyes)

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Hamnet

The play's the thing...

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The Secret Agent

“Our story is set in the Brazil of 1977, a period of great mischief.”

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Sentimental Value

The healing power of art